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Quarter Life Crisis Haircut

from Quarter Life Crisis Haircut by Brittany Ann Tranbaugh

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Hey old acquaintance, so nice to bump into you on this loud and crowded city street
Some ten odd years and thirty pounds later I’m surprised you even recognized me
Well it’s so great to hear about your promotion and your wedding in the spring
Good goddamn, you could pay a whole year of my rent with that engagement ring

I’m glad you like my quarter life crisis haircut
You know I always wanted bangs
I’m sorry but I’ve got to run, I’m kind of in a rush
Maybe sometime we could hang
And we’re never gonna hang
We’re never gonna get together
Never gonna hang
We’re never gonna hang out

No I haven’t really been playing shows lately, if I’m answering you honestly
My anxiety kind of messed me up creatively - I’ve been chillin’ in obscurity
And anyway I don’t think that you’d even come if I had a show to play
You just want to know if I’m living up to all the dreams that I had back in the day

Well anyway, I’m glad you like my quarter life crisis haircut
You know I always wanted bangs
I’m sorry but I’ve got to run, I’m kind of in a rush
Maybe sometime we could hang
And we’re never gonna hang
We’re never gonna get together
Never gonna hang
We’re never gonna hang out

“So happy to see that you’re doing so well” you say with a condescending grin
I don’t have the guts to just say “go to hell” so I smile and keep it all in
I never really liked you all that much in high school, you were always kind of vain and mean
Well now go ahead and tell all of our mutual acquaintances that I peaked at age nineteen
I don’t care

I’m glad you like my quarter life crisis haircut
I think I’m pulling off the bangs
I’m sorry but I’ve got to run, I gotta get my lunch
Maybe sometime we could hang
And we’re never gonna hang
We’re never gonna get together
Never gonna hang
We’re never gonna hang out

We’re never gonna get coffee
We’re never gonna get a drink
Why do we have to be so awfully polite instead of saying what we think?

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from Quarter Life Crisis Haircut, released April 8, 2022

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